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I closed my eyes and braced for impact as the plane plummeted towards the ground.

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“Your eternal punishment is to live the first eight years of your life, over and over again,” said the Deity

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I swaggered home from the hospital with some of that blue medicine the Americans use to boost their sexual prowess.

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I’ve been having this terrible headache ever since I ate some edible sunflower seeds from a jar my neighbour gave me.

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the prey im stalking arent afraid they walk in the night forest making jokes of me. as i am about to pounce i hear the sound of a gun being switched to full auto behind me

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I accidentally killed my grandfather in 1993 and I’m afraid I may have destroyed myself.

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It’s so hard to come up with something both terrifying and original!

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The family dog sat obediently, begging for more of the freshly carved meat and hungrily scarfing it down

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My ejaculation was intense and I slipped out of the dark room before I woke my drunk roommate.

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Her mind couldn’t handle being uploaded to the internet, and shattered.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I closed my eyes and braced for impact as the plane plummeted towards the ground.	23
“Your eternal punishment is to live the first eight years of your life, over and over again,” said the Deity	23
I swaggered home from the hospital with some of that blue medicine the Americans use to boost their sexual prowess.	23
I’ve been having this terrible headache ever since I ate some edible sunflower seeds from a jar my neighbour gave me.	23
the prey im stalking arent afraid they walk in the night forest making jokes of me. as i am about to pounce i hear the sound of a gun being switched to full auto behind me	23
I accidentally killed my grandfather in 1993 and I’m afraid I may have destroyed myself.	23
It’s so hard to come up with something both terrifying and original!	23
The family dog sat obediently, begging for more of the freshly carved meat and hungrily scarfing it down	23
My ejaculation was intense and I slipped out of the dark room before I woke my drunk roommate.	23
Her mind couldn’t handle being uploaded to the internet, and shattered.	23